ACADEMIA
DE
MEDIOCRITATE
EST. 1965

ACADEMIA DE MEDIOCRITATE

"we make things unthings."

The world's premier institution dedicated to the strategic preservation of the status quo. Est. 1965.

I. INSTITUTIONAL MISSION

MISSION

We do not believe in disruption. We believe in the committee.

In an era obsessed with "agile" workflows and "breakthrough" innovations, The Academy stands as a fortress of stability. We are the guardians of the status quo.

At the Academy, we specialize in the reverse-engineering of potential.

Bring us a project, and we will turn it into a PowerPoint.

Bring us a revolution, and we will form a committee to discuss it.

Bring us a solution, and we will find a problem for it.

We take things—solid, dangerous, alive things—and we process them through rigorous administrative filters until they become safe, harmless, bureaucratic unthings.

II. QUICK ACCESS