I. INSTITUTIONAL MISSION
MISSION
We do not believe in disruption. We believe in the committee.
In an era obsessed with "agile" workflows and "breakthrough" innovations, The Academy stands as a fortress of stability. We are the guardians of the status quo.
At the Academy, we specialize in the reverse-engineering of potential.
Bring us a project, and we will turn it into a PowerPoint.
Bring us a revolution, and we will form a committee to discuss it.
Bring us a solution, and we will find a problem for it.
We take things—solid, dangerous, alive things—and we process them through rigorous administrative filters until they become safe, harmless, bureaucratic unthings.