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ACADEMIA
DE
MEDIOCRITATE
EST. 1965
The 7 Degrees of Mediocrity
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Tall Bribe
€3.14 (π)
Visual Status: Vanity
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Grande Bribe
€6.28 (2π)
Visual Status: Corrupt
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Official stamp
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Venti Bribe
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Visual Status: Patron of Nothingness
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Hall of Shame
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ACADEMIA
MEDIOCRITATE
EST.
MCMLXV
Academia de Mediocritate
est. 1965
1st Degree
Apprentice of Attendance
"For Physical Presence Without Mental Engagement"
This is to certify that
JOHN DOE
has been recognized by the Academia de Mediocritate for outstanding achievements in mediocrity.
His Excellency, Patron of Nothingness
[ Your portrait here ]
Nothingness Patron & Corruption Enthusiast
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Issued this 28th day of December, 2025
Mediocru
Prof. Dr. Gheorghe Mediocru
Rector of Stagnation
Committee
The Committee
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Mediocre
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